Not unlike Clay Travis before him, Elon Musk believes in two things: boobs and the first amendment. Musk has been proving his commitment to the latter throughout 2022. And he’s been enlisted by fine dining establishment Hooters to help spread the gospel on the former.
Panic struck aficionados of chesticles this week when a satirical tweet flew a bit too close to reality. It was reported that Hooters was rebranding because millennials aren’t that into boobs.
Hooters is shutting down and “rebranding” after new study shows that millennials “aren’t that into boobs” pic.twitter.com/JoMyRLx4Q7
— Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) December 28, 2022
Everyone loves boobs. Just ask Kayla Lemieux. Millennials causing a branding change because they don’t like funbags sounded truthy enough. You can imagine a mask-wearing millennial couple leading the charge against the delightfully tacky (yet unfined) eatery as they drag their kids to a family-friendly sex show.
Rest assured, the rumors are not true.
Because people were sharing a screen capture of the tweet, no one was seeing the community notes pointing out it “incorrectly reports details from a 2017 article” that had nothing to do with boobs. The problem is, even the Chief Twit himself was fooled.
Can’t tell if satire or real
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 29, 2022
Hootie, the social media brand ambassador for the chain, reached out to Elon and said in no uncertain terms boobs are as popular as they’ve ever been.
Elon if you could let the world know that millennials do in fact love boobs that would be really cool.
— Hootie (@Hooters) December 29, 2022
Elon breathed a sigh of relief and a new alliance was formed.
pic.twitter.com/XHfUMhyfHc
— Hootie (@Hooters) December 29, 2022
Crisis averted. As Elon and anyone who celebrated their 21st birthday at the Hooters down the block from their college in the 90s will agree, GenXers are the last generation that doesn’t suck. Our appreciation of knockers is unwavering. When it comes to millennials and — God help us all — zoomers, they seem hellbent on destroying everything Americans love.
Not this time, though. Not today. Thanks to Elon and Hootie working together, breasts will be protected.
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